We got the family in line for your diet now it’s time to get co-workers with the program. Feel free to print the letter below and circle the items that apply to your workplace! Dear (co-worker/supervisor/boss/assistant), I am sure you’ve noticed that I have (struggled with weight my whole life/just had a baby/am retaining water for [...]

Please print and customize. Dear (beloved husband/significant other/co-parent/lovely wife/offspring), You may have noticed that my (butt/gut/thighs) (have/has) spread in the last few (decades/9 months/weeks/holidays) and is now (wider than our love seat/lookin’ like a pony keg/preventing me from wearing corduroy as friction may ignite a thigh fire). I am trying to (lose a few pounds/shrink [...]

So a lot of times we binge drink alone, at home, when we’re supposed to be watching the kids. Of course we’re talking about drinking our water. The makers of the highly popular Office Drinking Game now bring you the home version of the game called the, uh, Home Drinking Game. (We’re inventors not marketers [...]

I hate skinny jeans. We all do right? Right? Whatever Hollywood twit made these things fashionable again should be on my hit list for obvious reasons, but now…it turns out that skinny jeans are bad for your health. Apparently, they cut off your circulation. I knew it. I’m clairvoiyant. Really. THAT’S why I never wear [...]

So a lot of times we binge drink alone, at home, when we’re supposed to be watching the kids. Of course we’re talking about drinking our water. The makers of the highly popular Office Drinking Game now bring you the home version of the game called the, uh, Home Drinking Game. (We’re inventors not marketers if [...]