Disclaimer: None of the below should be considered medical advice. ‘Cuz I’m not a doctor. These are just my opinions/experiences and…duh…it’s the internets.
Ok, so here’s the deal. I’m a raging insomniac. Ever since my kids were born. I’ve been on most of the popular prescription sleep-aids. For me? Here’s the rundown…
Ambien – LOOOOOOVE it. Too [...]

Ok…dilemma people.  I’m going to Chicago for a b-day weekend w/ my mother. It’s going to be the perfect diet vacation because she has a BMI of like 19 and hates food. She said we can go to the store and buy up Smart Ones. Yes, I’ve come to the point in my life that [...]

Hey you! Psssst. Come here! Closer…cuh-lowser!!!!
Listen, there’s this food I found out about. You can eat a ton of it. It’s salty and hot and seriously, they serve it by the bucket. They want you to eat it by the bucket. And you can put butter on it. And here’s what…Weight Watchers hasn’t figured it out [...]

 
I’ve been good. I swear. I get 22 points a day (which is I think, “roughly” the equivalent of 1300 calories… though WW does it all scientific and factors in fiber, fat, taste, baseline neurosis of the eater etc.) I get 35 “flex” points per week (which means…Greta…don’t give up…even if you break down and [...]

Actual scene between Loser Husband (LH) and me…whilst getting ready for the (no joke) 11th family kid birthday party in the month of September (note to family members…quit having unprotected sex on New Year’s Eve!)
The Set Up:  I have nothing to wear. My fat clothes are tight on me and it’s too depressing to buy bigger fat [...]