I’m zombified. Christmased out. Cooked. I ate, I drank, I was mildly merry. The up shot? I liked my Xmas outfit. Black sweater dress with silver glittery tights and sweater boots. It worked out much better than LAST year when I shopped high and low for a skirt and sweater which I (idiotically) wore tucked [...]
Amidst scouring the internet/mall/closest Toys for Tots bin for the best holiday sales, we all have a decision to make. What are we going to wear for Christmas/hanukkah/Kwanza/New Year’s Eve/53 Days ‘Til President’s Day? Despite declaring that we were not going to have another fat christmas…we feel like there’s at least a possibility that we could [...]
Christmas is 24 days away. If you don’t celebrate Christmas (you lucky dogs you!!!), 2010 is just 30 days away. Where are you on your weight loss goals? Have you faithfully stuck to your eating and exercise goals and toned your bulbs right off? Are you ready to party like it’s 2009? Yeah…neither are we…er…not [...]
In my never-ending quest to give you the latest and greatest diet information available on the interwebs (and more often then not detail how I have failed miserably at implementing it)…I bring you the Low Carbon Calculator. What’s that you say? You already know how to calculate your carbs?? They have little labels on the [...]
We all know it’s coming. The holiday season. It’s not really a holiday season, is it? It’s more like a two-month-office-sugar-bomb-free-for-all. Everybody bakes things, brings in candy and generally tries to flarg with your diet. I’ve read the other online tips for staying “good” through this dreaded two month stretch. “Pick healthy choices. Save yourself [...]
Pigs appear to have officially flown (swine flu/flew…get it…I slay me). One of my co-workers has come down with Swine Flu. I spent the morning “Lysol-ing” everything in sight. Let me just say this if there are any readers of the porcine persuasion out there. Babe, Wilbur, Gordy…cover your snout when you cough okay??? Somehow [...]
Razofrakafuganoogit!!!! Scientists are now telling me that the only part of my body that will shrink by eating veggies is my brain. Did anyone else read this? Yeah…ok…trying to breathe here. Let me take if from the top. Apparently, scientists studied French people who ate lots of veggies. And there brains were smaller (um…the veggie-eaters, [...]
I lost the weight I wanted to lose this year. From June to the first week in September I have been good as gold and nary a carb has crossed my lips. But, when the kids started back to school, I started eating pizza, and tortilla chips, and honey buns and…well you get the gist. [...]
Since the dawn of the the 21st century and I got rid of my dial-up starting this fat blog w/ Kiki, I’ve decided to switch doctors. I need a doctor who can respond more to my increasingly wacked out hormonal hypochondriac premenopausal needs. I have found that doctor. Perhaps you’ve heard of him, his name is [...]
Today, I’m posting something from our DTBMULF “Greatest Hits” archive. We’re all in Back-to-School crazy land so I know you’ll understand. I posted this a year ago and promptly forgot about it. The baby in question is now a first grader, still raring to go school and thoroughly cheesing off her mother by refusing [...]
