We interrupt DTBMULF for this special announcement. There’s a new episode of How to Look Good Naked on tonight on Lifetime. The surprisingly moving show really helps women think differently about their figures. Almost to a woman they think they are bigger than they are and of course always more beautiful than they believed. Also tonight moving episode of Wipeout [...]
THE LATEST FAT NEWS: New research seems to show that if you want to get fat quickly make sure to load up on foods with fructose. The study by UT Southwestern Medical Center says fructose, which is a type of sugar, converts from fork to flab faster than goose poo through a tin horn. (So the study didn’t exactly [...]
Why Your Last Diet Failed You by Charlie Hills is subtitled And How this Book Won’t Help You on Your Next One. This book is funny, Charlie is funny and shockingly men apparently have trouble losing weight too. This is news to Greta and Kiki because their husbands are annoyingly in shape. It makes Greta and Kiki cranky. [...]
Now and again you’ve got a family function, sports banquet or reception after the graveside service and they ask you to bring a “dish to pass.” Normally I make a cheesy rice casserole or a cheesy potatoes that tastes great, everyone likes, and forces even the skinny girls undo the top button of their jeans. Greta makes apple [...]
“Salmonella, Salmonella, night and day it’s Salmonella.” To the tune of Cinderella The latest warning by the U.S. government is to avoid jalapeno peppers. They could be the source of the salmonella outbreak that previously had everyone avoiding tomotoes. This news comes at the same time the jalepeno peppers I grew my own self are ready to pick. All [...]
