Hear ye, hear ye all Bingers out there…I believe there is a reckoning more powerful even than back fat and thy name is gout. I once ate AN ENTIRE BAG of wicked good baked potato chips in less than 6 hours. It was the kind of eating that causes your lips to crack and sting. If ever there was [...]

Well, I debuted the back fat bra. I have mixed results to report: 1.) The thing was damned uncomfortable. It’s pure spandex. Thick spandex. Soooo, anything sewn into it that wasn’t fabric was a KILLER! Forget waterboarding. I immediately ripped out the underwires. Holy crap! 2.) It did, in fact, “smooth” the rolls. I wouldn’t [...]