Oh…the title. Yeah, see, I’m blog-blocked (more on that in a minute). Kiki says we get more hits from “high search” terms. Fact: google people are really interested in Patricia Heaton’s belly button and whether a spray tan will make them fat (and also big Polish sausages, and how many WW points are in lint…no [...]

Frequently we get questions into the offices of DoesThisBlogMakeUsFat? In addition to questions people find our site with Google Searches. Those searches show how desperate, searching, and confused we all are. And since we want to be a beacon of light in the dark internets we thought it time to answer a few questions. So here we go.. [...]

Page six and every other gossip paper has these photos of 50 year old Patricia Heaton. She’s had four kids. She’s tiny, like I think size 2 or something. She admits to having plastic surgery we’re talking tummy tucks and stuff. As an actress looking good is part of her job so I completely understand [...]