I hate skinny jeans. We all do right? Right? Whatever Hollywood twit made these things fashionable again should be on my hit list for obvious reasons, but now…it turns out that skinny jeans are bad for your health. Apparently, they cut off your circulation. I knew it. I’m clairvoiyant. Really. THAT’S why I never wear [...]

I am gearing up for my 20th High School Reunion this weekend. I am not panicking. The really important thing, of course, is figuring out what to wear. The event is happening over two nights. Night #1 is the Homecoming football game. Night #2 is the gala event at the hotel ballroom. I’m in denial [...]