Ok, I had planned this whole entire post about how I totally can’t stick to anything and keep wanting honeybuns and have just about had it and am about to blame it all on perimenopause hormones effect weight loss. As a over- highly educated professional, step one in a blog post like this is always googling [...]
My “skinny” season is off. Planet Robin is suffering from some kind of climate disonance. Here’s what’s been happening every year and it’s an inconvenient truth so I’d like Al Gore to get on this problem. I’ve found that I have a two to three month peak “good body” season. All the planets align and I [...]
Ok, here’s what. I love my mother. But, I have a skinny mother. A skinny mother who is always perfectly coiffed and perfectly pulled together and is basically the envy of all the other mothers (or grandmothers at this point). I hate shopping with my mother. Sometimes, I have no choice. Why? ‘Cuz I have [...]
You know about my Buddy Hackett Man Hands? Well, I’ve got another problem. My droopy right eyelid totally looks like Phyllis Diller y’all. Seriously, if the world gets wind of this, there’s going to be a pilgrimage of octagenarians at my doorstep. I won’t be able to leave the house. Ok, and as soon as I [...]
While sitting in the physical therapy office’s waiting room this afternoon… Brrrrring. Me: Yello. Universe: Hi Greta? Um, yeah. Hi. I’ve just kind of been wondering why you’ve been avoiding my calls. Me: Um…er…kashhhhcagggghhh…what’s that? I think…kagggghhh…yeah…uh the reception is really bad here. What service do you have? Universe: Uh, Sprint. That’s not what [...]
